What did that sticker say?

A couple weeks ago I was on the way home from work when a car passed me. There was nothing special about the car. What caught my eye though was the sticker on the back of it. The sticker read "Real Men Date Dancers". Now I gotta admit, that gave me a good chuckle. Since then I've been looking to see what type of different stickers people have. Here are just a few of the ones that I've seen.

We've all seen the ribbons for all different awarenesses, troop support, cancer support and just about every other thing that someone could think of. Then there's the stickers for University of or So and So College. Most of them in the area are for Bradley or ICC. But I have seen some for schools anywhere from Maine to Southern California. One that you really don't see much of as of late is the "My child is an Honor Student at (insert grade or middle school name here)". Which always has the responding sticker "My child beat up your honor roll student". To me, a couple of stickers that rival the "Gas, Grass or Ass nobody rides for free" are "Mean People Suck" followed up closely by "Nice People Swallow".

The other day I decided to look around on the internet just to see what other type of bumper stickers I could find for a good laugh. To my surprise, there were about a dozen websites devoted to these. Here's a few that made me laugh.








Now this last one made me laugh to the point I almost sprayed soda out of my nose. I realize that I'm gonna get a little flack about it, but I hope that they laugh a little at it.